File this under: collabs we did not see coming, but absolutely needed.

Courtesy of Jean Paul Gaultier x Crocs

After teaming up with Swarovski and Simone Rocha, Crocs is back at it—this time linking arms with none other than Jean Paul Gaultier, the king of camp, corsetry, and unapologetic chaos. And yes, they’ve somehow turned the cone bra into footwear.

Launching soon in the Bae Clog and Classic Clog silhouettes, the capsule brings together Crocs’ maximalist comfort with Gaultier’s punk-laced French flair. Think: faux leather finishes, safety pin embellishments (hello, 1990s throwback), and a corset-laced design that whispers, “I’m functional, but I also fight.”

Courtesy of Jean Paul Gaultier x Crocs

Three colourways are currently teased—black and white, bubblegum pink, and all-black—and each one is giving fashion club meets orthopedic chic. If there were ever a time to call Crocs haute, it’s now.

An official release date hasn’t dropped yet, but Crocs says August is the magic month. So, if you’re ready to stomp around like it’s Paris Fashion Week and your commute is also 10,000 steps, this one’s for you.