Look, when Sia said she’s unstoppable, we didn’t know she meant literally stepping into a new era while holding hands with a reality TV heartthrob. Yet here we are. The notoriously private hitmaker just emerged post-divorce filing—fingers interlocked with none other than Too Hot to Handle alum Harry Jowsey—and suddenly, our timelines are combusting.
Sia, 49, was spotted in Los Angeles leaving what can only be described as a very exclusive, very “you-can’t-sit-with-us” restaurant with Harry, 28, who is currently Netflix’s go-to hot guy with a microphone. Now, we’re not saying this is a hard launch. But we are saying it’s giving “someone tell my ex I’m doing fine…actually, better than fine.”
To be fair, Sia just filed for divorce from Dan Bernard four months ago, after a hyper-private wedding in Portofino that had more pasta courses than guests (six people total, iconic). And if that wasn’t enough mystery, she also recently revealed she secretly had a baby during that marriage—and managed to keep it all under wraps like a true pop phantom.
Meanwhile, Harry Jowsey is out here thriving—racking up screen time on every streaming platform with a dating show resume longer than some artists’ discographies. And while there’s been no confirmation of a romantic relationship (cue the “just friends” PR statements), holding hands in LA after an intimate dinner date isn’t exactly giving platonic energy. We’re just saying.
Naturally, the internet has entered full detective mode. Are they a thing? Is it a situationship? Is this the plot of Too Hot to Handle: Masked Singer Edition? No one knows. But Sia’s reappearance with a much-younger media magnet has everyone refreshing their feeds, trying to connect dots—and possibly rewatching her entire discography to catch hidden clues.
Whatever this is, it’s loud. It’s unexpected. And it’s extremely on-brand for Sia to suddenly pop out of the shadows not just with a new man, but a man who thrives in chaos. Mother remains unpredictable.
